I was talking to Brenda's cousin last night on the phone because she was having problems with her system. It's acting real funky... She said that almost all of the desktop icons have disappeared, the start menu is empty and now it won't boot.
Me: Have you gotten any email lately that says something like, "Hi! How are you? I send you this file in order to have your advice..."
Me: "See you later. Thanks"
Her (sounding increasingly agitated:) Yeah!
Me: ...with a strange file attached?
Me: Did you open it?
Me: That's that SirCam virus that's been in the news...
Her: No, Sir! Get out! Are you serious?
I'm heading over there after work to see what I can do... She's been running their PC with zero virus protection, so it's probably buggier than MicroSoft _______________. [fill in abhorrable MS product of choice]